
Michael: I, um… would like to apologize for all of the men who thought this was a laughing matter.Ĭreed: Are we still discussing this? I say again, what is the big deal? Jim: Why don’t you run the meeting? You play with dolls.ĭwight: Those are collectible action figures and they’re worth more than your car. Did I come from a woman? Have I slept with a woman? More than one?ĭwight: Mm, less than three.ĭwight: You know what? Why doesn’t Oscar run the meeting? He’s a homosexual. Jim: Wait a second, how are you qualified for that? Michael: See? That’s what we’re talking about. We just want you guys to treat us with respect. If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to. They deserve the right to dress as they please. Why don’t you just take these women, put ’em in a burlap sack, and hit ’em with a stick? Because that’s what you’re doing. Michael: OK, you know something, Dwight? We are not the terrorists. Pam: “Sleeves down to the wrists, buttoned-up collars, and muted colors.” Nobody dress like that. Karen: Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.ĭwight: Desperate times call for desperate measures. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute.” This is ridiculous.ĭwight: Attention. Karen: Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? “Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding 1/4 inch. Phyllis: I didn’t really get a good look. I… you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong. Toby: I was at a parent-teacher conference. Michael: Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you’re the flasher. Toby: I don’t think the women in this office – We are laughing at Phyllis, but she’s not even here, so no harm, no foul. Toby: I don’t think laughing about it is an appropriate response. Toby: Hey, what’s going on? There’s a police car in the… It’s pretty funny when you think about it. Michael: Um… I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh… Karen from behind? Pam: Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down. Pam: Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.

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Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation. Two of those, that’ll land you in a world of hurt… in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. Keep it up, and you’re looking at a written warning.

Four of those and you’ll receive a verbal warning. Five citations and you’re looking at a violation. You do not want to receive three of those.ĭwight: Three demerits and you’ll receive a citation.ĭwight: Oh, it is serious. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?ĭwight: Let’s put it this way. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law. I love it already.ĭwight: You’ve gotta learn, Jim.
